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12.06.2025 00:29

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Still no good.
So they tried
No go.