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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Astronomers are stunned after the quiet development of the largest telescope ever built in China. - Farmingdale Observer

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

James Bond game 007 First Light gets first trailer - The Verge

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

ESO Seasons of the Worm Cult Dev Q&A – ‘There’s Tons of Exciting Stuff We Haven’t Talked About That’s Coming to the Game’ - Wccftech

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Pokémon Legends Z-A Is Now Up for Preorder on Switch and Switch 2 - IGN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

How do people in your country say "you're welcome" in their native language(s)? Is it a commonly known phrase or do most people just reply with "no problem"?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dakota Johnson shows Chris Martin what he's missing post-breakup in completely sheer ensemble - Page Six

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Still no good.

So they tried

No go.